The Sketch Show UK – Phobias Workshop


I would like to welcome you all to the phobia workshop. My name is Lee and I actually have a phobia myself I have a fear of the word which is spelt A-A-G-H exclamation mark, that word Why don’t you tell me about yourselves? Starting with you Hi everyone, my name is Jim, and I have a fear of apologies Sorry?
Jim: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh! Oh, apologies, sorry Jim: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Is it any sort of apology?
– Yes Right, we’ll try and avoid them, shall we? What’s your problem?
– My name is Karen and I have a fear of repetition Oh, you have a fear of … I almost said it there, didn’t I? I’m very sor … and you are? My name is Ronni, and I have a fear of awkward silences How long do these silences have to be? There was borderline that one Let’s try and keep the conversation flowing, shall we? Hello, I’m Tim. Sorry I’m late Jim: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Tim: Woof! Lee: That’s OK Let me introduce you to everybody This is Karen. She has a fear of repetition I’m so sorry Jim: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Tim: Woof! What’s the matter with you?
– I bark at other people’s phobias I think I should have dealt with you on a one-to-one basis. You’re here now My name is Lee. I have a fear of the word which is spelt A-A-G-H exclamation mark, that word This is Ronni. She has a fear of awkward silences So we’ll try and keep the conversation flowing then Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Tim: Woof! What?
Karen: He said that earlier Tim: Sorry
Jim: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Tim: Woof! Can we just try and make some progress, please? This is Jim. He has a fear of apologies
– I’m terribly sor … Jim, would you like to tell this group how this problem started? It all began when I first tried on my grandmother’s stockings Ronni: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Tim: Woof! Sorry. Aagh!

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