These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal


– Oh, and I wanted to
repitch 50 shades of dildos, they’re coming out with the sequel, so it’s going to be topical. – Cynthia, you pitch this every week, we will never make this video, – Eh, we’ll see. – Whatever, Katie, what do you have? – Yeah, I have some pitches. This one is called, am I depressed, or do I
just hate my boyfriend? – Where do you see this sketch going? – I guess I could end
with us unenthusiastically agreeing to get married,
because we’ve been socialized to think that’s the next
step, something like that. – Katie, is everything
Okay with you and Eric? – Yeah, it’s not about
my relationship, Siobhan, Eric and I went to the
Madonna Inn last weekend, of course things are going well. Hello, this is a pitch
meeting, not a therapy session. (laughing) – Everything’s OK, though? – Yeah (laughs) I’m good. Here’s another fun one,
you know that thing where people want to hang out with
you, and you’re just like, why? I’m no good. (laughing) – So, it’s like the girl
who has low self esteem. – Yes, maybe it’s like
two women at a party, and one of them is just clearly
not as good as the other. – Uh, uh. – She’s really dumb,
and she’s just boring, and she’s not funny, but Cynthia still wants to hang
out with me for some reason. (laughing)
– You said, “You.” – Yeah, you said, “You.” – Katie, no one thinks you’re
dumb and boring and unfunny. – Oh my god, this isn’t about me, guys! We don’t even hang out, hardly, how could this possibly be about me? And I know I’m funny, guys, I’m in comedy. – OK, as long as you’re all right, Katie, that’s what matters. – I’m fine, I’m fine, OK, here’s another fun idea. We’ve all been to Starbucks, right. (all agreeing) – Buttloads. – How about a sketch about a girl who’s standing in the center
of a crowded Starbucks, the one around the corner from my house. She doesn’t want to get into
why she’s crying uncontrollably because I know it’s gonna be too painful. (laughing) – It’s like a girl who’s
over-emotional at a Starbucks. – Yes.
(laughing) – No Katie, these are not sketch ideas, these are things you should
be discussing in therapy. Grant, why do you keep pitching on them, you’re just encouraging her. – I think it’s funny. – OK, here’s one that’s
definitely not about me, but I’m gonna be honest,
it’s kind of a half idea. – I’ll take it. – A girl named Katie who is terrible. – No, Katie, you gave her your name. – No, that’s just a placeholder, she could be named anything. Katherine, Kat, Kate, piece of shit, literally whatever. – I feel sad, I feel sad– – Yeah, I’m really depressed. – Fine, I’m sorry, I just have
one more pitch, all right? – All right then. – You know how you reach
out to people for help, but they don’t notice? – We’re noticing right now. – And even if they did notice, I’d just deny it anyway. – Keep going. – I’m sad, I’m so sad. – OK, what is wrong, Katie? – Do you need help, Katie? – Me, no. Those were seriously just pitches, OK? Mentally speaking, I’ve never been better Approved! Great job, Katie, we’ll make this sketch! Oh, yes! Hey, it’s Katie Marovitch
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100 comments

  • Lucy Royan

    I really want to see 50 shades of dildos

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  • DLC

    Ha he said buttloads

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  • Nicolás Alejandro Fernández Aliste

    If Katie leaves CH one day. We need that her last video is titled "Katie kills herself"

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  • TheUncannyCthulhu

    Somehow even in that context, when Grant says buttloads he sounds like a pervert. I love him.

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  • QueefLatina

    Oh wow, that ending is killer

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  • Vance L. Gilmore

    Katie doesn't live anymore.

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  • evanzhu226

    Did anyone notice the hangman on the chalk board in the background? Also the computer screens?

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  • milkboi

    Did anyone else notice the illuminati images at 2:57 ?? 😂

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  • I know It's random

    This is one of my favorite sketches
    -Fish

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  • Bakwaas Bhaiya

    Why does Katie have all the problems lmao
    Like first it's shitting her pants because she thinks guys are staring at her
    then being a health freak AND drug addict
    It's like a math class, never fucking ends

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  • Alexa S.

    I love Grant's reactions xD
    Katie is just the funniest ! I love when she plays the "self unaware" like this

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  • Dr. Raven

    These sketches are turning into Katie's cries for help

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  • Peter Meljan Cabarrubias Esquero

    why is college humor showing all seeing eye all over its sketches is crazy!!! and its very subliminally shown try finding the easter eggs guys!!!!

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  • Darien Schroeder

    I just got clinical depression from this video

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  • Yoey Schwab

    This sketch was too personal…

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  • Uriah Gillespie

    Just realizing that the secret site sign off was foreshadowing for Dropout.

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  • Ola May YT

    "I'm no good….."
    Grant: laughs
    "A girl named Katie who's terrible"
    Grant: LAUGHS

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  • Stop the madness Please

    Every fanfic writer on wattpad

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  • plague plays games

    This is literally me though

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  • Aryan Raj

    Katie IS MY FAVOURITE. ALWAYS AND ALWAYS.
    LOVE FROM INDIA❤❤❤❤

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  • Erika Dalí

    I want to hug Katie so bad.

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  • Carbon Gaming

    Katie runs college humor all by her self confirmed and all the others are fake confirmed

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  • B

    I love you Grant!

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  • Rickety Rail

    Grant is cool

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  • Milanie Biglete

    Grant you have a dark sense of humor

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  • John blue

    whatever happened to the blonde british girl

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  • Harinee Mosur

    Katie is simply awesome!

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  • J1105

    So this is why Katie snorts coke

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  • Mattias Crowe

    So dark at the end

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  • Lily White

    Okay, what is wrong, Katie?

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  • Cookie. co

    This hits me where it hurts

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  • Kristin Best

    Gotta love grant

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  • fucking anonymous

    I love Grant 😂

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  • Zerpician

    480p? Really CH?

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  • Dolly dangmei

    And she is the who wrote the skit

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  • Fretless99

    Poor Katie, just wanna give her a great big hug 🙁

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  • Band VENOM

    I love Grant so much

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  • resqdragon

    This is deep.

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  • Ahszeik Garnet

    Do you need help Katie 😂

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  • Nox Basco

    This has some deep shit dark meaning

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  • delaine duquette

    sympathy piano plays
    and nobody likes… her.

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  • Stephen Boeddeker

    Love the college humor team💯

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  • Noah Schuh

    this really hurt my heart. ouch

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  • Thomas Pastor

    "I feel sad."

    -Zac Oyama 2016.

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  • Crouching giraffe Hidden llama

    St Judes hospital is a fraud

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  • Immacula B.

    1:44

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  • David B

    sooooooo…… you okay, katie?

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  • Lochie Dowd

    what chords are being played during those sad parts?

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  • The AdrenaliN

    i cant believe katie actually wrote this whole sketch

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  • Random Internet Guy

    I like to rare sketch where people are nice to katie

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  • FoxyPirateFox9054

    "Why I'm not good"
    sad music
    "HAHAHHAHAHA"

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  • Patrick Pastor

    ME. (The low self-esteem part). Other than that, I'm fine. I'm FINE! I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm not fine. I'm fine.

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  • JOVANN ANIMATES

    THIS IS SAD

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  • Lynx

    PLEASE 50 SHADES OF DILDOS PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

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  • Scrappy Winner

    Dude if u go on the information it said that Katy wrote this

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  • Muamer Blazevic

    Katie I hate you for making me sad. The second one hit too close.

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  • Owo

    The mean sketch pitch Katy made grant so sad, this one grant was enthusiastic af, then grant suggested the kiss sketches and Katy was like yessssss, HOW DEEP DOES THIS LORE GO?!

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  • Deewom Post

    (Gasp) plot twist

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  • Founding Father

    I laughed at this one too much lol

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  • To Uka

    I'M FIIIIIINEEE

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  • Vasilil Stan

    Oh damn, the ending really made me feel bad

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  • Mpondo Mkhunyana

    KATIE kills me everytime

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  • Roentgen8

    We gotta get Katie verified on twitter now!!!!!

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  • Perisai Zidane Hanapi

    The ending was actually the most depressing one

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  • Damon Badgett

    Everyone hates Katie in sketches, but in real life everyone loves her.

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  • Jan Georg

    so 50 shades of dildos is not ok, but katie shitting her pants in every second video is okay?

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  • Alvin Cwk

    wtf its funny and sad at the same time

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  • I'm A Fan

    Demn that ending 💔

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  • Muffenssi

    "HERE'S ANOTHER FUN ONE" proceeds to talk about the meaning of life

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  • Animallovercomedian

    Why does this feel like a sequel to all the cocaine jokes

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  • Vanessa Colquhoun

    … is katie ok

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  • TheEleventh805 Gamer

    I’ll bet you guys that Grant was the true bully of his high school days. He just laughs at people’s problems

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  • M V

    Nice surprise dark ending.

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  • Bubble Toaster

    Sometimes I wonder if Katy short for Karen lmao

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  • Streetz

    “A girl named Katie” made me shit

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  • Zuzz

    I'm sad now

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  • AshChooses Pikachu

    This made me sad ;-;

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  • Jeremy Woods

    This is why grant is my favorite

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  • Sasha Smith Miralles

    This is why Katie does cocaine.

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  • Scott Dooley

    Can I pitch an idea for a sketch?

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  • michael macabuhay

    Yo the ending was TOO dark damn

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  • Joel Formica

    There should be a show where Katie and Grant are best friends.

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  • ThatFunny Wolf

    Ahhhhhhhhhh I love the welcome of 50 shades of dildo

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  • ZumziTheGoAnimator2005

    Nah, this is bad.

    Grant didn't laugh enough times, he should have been left there.

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  • Jc Ultron

    Man… This one's depressing..

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  • Sergey Gorbachev

    Okay, many comments about Katie pitching it, but what you didn't realize, that it was Grant, who thought it was funny to make

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  • Christian Galante

    I love katie 😍

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  • Luke Work

    "I find that funny" (Grant, 2016)

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  • iphoneusdsd

    My social antenna is as good as grants..

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  • Sohan Dsouza

    I came here for laughs, not for feels.

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  • Priyen Ratnam

    Well this must hurt grant in the most deepest part of his lifetime career

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  • whatalucky grl

    I love how she says I’m fine

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  • Lucas

    50 shades of dildos sounds like an interesting premise.

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  • manga1000freak

    Can we stop with Katie's sketches. They are not funny not really sure why she got into comedy.

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  • Alex Carnaby

    i wish i had friends who were this concerned about me

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  • Oma Rumunna

    This is still funny 😄.

    *Grant is a sociopath.

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  • G0blin

    that ending is kinda dark and twisted holy crap

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  • Wombat 1

    "DO YOU NEED HELP KATIE?" is so loud it sound like he's across the highway from her

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  • Li

    "Hey guys, so I've got a pitch. A writer keeps on pitching ideas of sketches that are obviously about her personal life being depressing, but keeps on denying that they're personal. The twist is that at the end, it's revealed that she's just been speaking to an empty room and pictures of her co-workers."
    "Also, her name's Katie."

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  • C L

    Grant quietly laughing is my spirit animal

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