Tim Robinson’s “Fenton’s Horse Ranch” Sketch | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix Is A Joke
Ah, what a perfect day. Sweetie? Yeah honey? The horse you’re on has a huge penis. I’d like to get off now. I’m not having any fun. Then we wasted our money. Sound familiar? It’s a beautiful fall day and you’re riding with a loved one. When all of a sudden you’re made to feel less of a man. You can’t compete with these horse hogs. And now you don’t need to here at Fenton’s Stables and Horse Ranch we guarantee our horses have a smaller penis than a human man. Meet Starry Night here. At first glance he appears to be a normal horse. But you check his undercarriage he’s the same size as you and I. Is it easy to find a horse with a short peanut like this? No. It’s damn near impossible. That’s why our ancestors started breeding out the big penis gene in our horses generations ago. In fact this year we were excited to welcome our first five inch horse penis. Tragically he passed early this year. Killed himself. Jumped off a cliff. Huh, is that all I mean by “hung like a horse?” I guess. But yours is bigger than that. Is it? Mmhmm. Huh. Bigger than a horse’s I like the sound of that. Thanks Fenton’s.