Turtle Shirt – SNL


>>IT WAS LIKE SEARS ALL THE
WAY. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW LOW THE
AIRLINE IS.>>PATRICK.
MAY I TALK WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE?
>>YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS AGAIN.
IF ONLY YOU CAN HIDE SOMEWHERE. NOW YOU CAN.
INSIDE YOUR SHIRT. ♪♪♪
THE TURTLE SHIRT. TURTLE SHIRTS ARE MADE BY SUITS,
THE SAME MATERIALS FROM WHICH A TURTLE’S SHELL IS MADE.
THEY OFFER AN AMAZING PLACE TO WAIT OUT UNWANTED AND
EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS.>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>HERE YOU GO.>>YOU HAVE MET MY WIFE?
>>I HAVEN’T. CAN I JUST SAY YOUR HAIR IS SO
PRETTY THAT IT KIND OF LOOKS FAKE.
>>SASHA WORKS WITH ORANGUTANS AND ONE OF THEM TOOK HER SCALP
OFF.>>THE TOP OF HER HEAD IS
COMPLETELY FAKE. ♪♪♪
>>IT’S LIKE HAVING A PERSONAL PANIC ROOM ON YOUR BACK.
>>WHO ARE WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY NEW BABY.
>>I’D LOVE TO. THIS IS A PENIS.
THIS PICTURE IS A PENIS.>>OH, MY GOD.
THAT’S NOT MY BABY.>>WAS THAT YOUR PENIS?
>>YEAH, RIGHT. I DOUBT IT.
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
>>AVAILABLE ONLY AT LORD AND TAYLOR.

100 comments

  • November Papa Charlie

    waiting for the hit piece on our President

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  • esturiaa

    You could wear this for Halloween to be the Headless Horseman.

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  • Lights Out

    Why is it only men? Lol

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  • Hana Duus

    My teacher: where is your paper?
    Me: hides in shirt

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  • ANKITKUMAR PATEL

    i need to buy one if they making one.. asap

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  • Coleenie Beanie

    Wait I want one

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  • Squirtle225 Gaming

    Creatunus scutes are my jam, I donโ€™t even get me started about plastrals

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  • PReTTY BoY

    This one was terrible lol

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  • Jency Binny

    Wheres the amazon link

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  • GEORGE A. HENRY JR.

    I just looked at this again within 6 months. I still laughed with water in my eyes! SNL always produces some funny commercials of their own. And spoof some others with total funniest to them!

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  • Zielony Snajper

    Masterpiece

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  • zeppelin 911

    Weird

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  • Eric R

    This would be funny if Jimmy Fallon wasn't in it it also be funny if Jimmy Fallon never got famous so I wouldn't have to see his fake bullshit laugh

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  • directfunebru

    kids need this during school shootings.

    this is america, after all

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  • Victoria Putinski

    Trump should just live in one of those permanently

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  • satish bandaru

    ATM Safe space lollllll

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  • joe Mugly

    The final joke was the only funny one

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  • S Allen G

    I'm so old I actually remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
    That sketch was pretty good though. If a 4th grader wrote it.

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  • Malik Rahman

    It's not funny

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  • Tsetsi

    Not even Lord and Taylor can sell you a turtle shirt now

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  • touka 18

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I need turtle shirt

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  • Bon Bon

    The trashy music completes this sketch

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  • can we get 1,000,000 subs with no videos?

    Me talking to ANYONE :

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  • m. Stimson

    ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • God

    I wish This was real

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  • Nate Adler

    What is that song

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  • Rashaad Lewis

    That was so bad I-

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  • Christine Naysh Suarez

    Lol

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  • Kevin Kyei

    I'm too tired and I forgot who Jimmy Kimmel is and I thought it was Elon Musk

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  • Steven Foster

    The faces they made as they were going in their shirts disturbed me

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  • Quoisekey ASMR

    2019 anyone?

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  • Leslie Knope

    I remember watching this when it was live and I had never heard of SNL before. I thought it was a real commercial and I was so confused, but I couldn't stop watching.

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  • Ben Dover

    The music in the background is a slight remix of turn down for what lol

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  • Huck Peekay

    The turtle shirt by swag

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  • Abrakadabra A-Bra-Ca-Dabra

    Jimmy Fallon reminds me in this part of Bryan Cranston from Malcolm in the middle. But in this one he reminds me of him in *How I met your mother*, where Ted was the Boss and he made fun of him the whole time.

    Do you guys remember the sceneยฟ

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  • Minecraft Master

    "yeah right, doubt it" I lost it hahaha

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  • Sophia Grace Tatiana Gonzalez

    Reminds me of that time in beetle juice

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  • Violet Dust

    People with social anxiety are quaking

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  • Knight Krawler

    This shit is about as funny as a baby being thrown in a wood chipper.

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  • b c

    Closet racists and racists (aka bad humans) relocating to Mars, the scene is dead, yer next. By the way, agree with reply on read the motto on the U.S.quarter and parts of U.S. occupied by other groups of humans. What has the selfish and evil human done for Native American Indians and African American slaves. Alright you tax free, give land, and casinos for one, but nothing for the other. Great way to make your own color look bad. If karma and curses exist, then the selfish and evil humans are cursed on U.S. soil for what was done. The repercussions and consequences will continue for a long time. This scenario reminds me of stories in biblical times. It might be in Kings, something about if one has a ruler or master, their land, home, family, and privelages will be taken away. You will live a difficult and bad life. Keith Moon and John Wick were here.

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  • XRP Alpaca

    this is crazy…lol

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  • JD Gaff

    Comedy is subjective. And so my opinion that anyone who genuinely finds this funny is of zero use to societal progress. Dead serious.

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  • A Bag oโ€™ Chips

    โ€œHi, Iโ€™m ted bearโ€

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  • Juan Eugenio Batalla

    Itโ€™s the same punchline three times over

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  • Venus Bubble

    For some reason wishing I owned this

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  • Aynge Mackay

    Creepy.

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  • Jimmy

    Can't believe it doesn't exist yet! So clever and useful… Not!

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  • Mr xD

    Teenage mutant ninja turtles want to know your location

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  • Ben Dover

    Looking fat jimmy

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  • Brian Boisselle

    3/10

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  • Michael H

    Orangutans took her scalp off, lol

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  • dani fl

    Zen

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  • LordKira

    WAS THAT YOUR PENIS?

    YEAH RIGHT DOUBT IT

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  • Terrence Brown

    โ€œIs that your penis?
    Doubt it…
    *stares in black confusion*โ€
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Ill will Ill will

    I cant with snl ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • RYAN PAUL

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Awe47

    There all in the turtle club

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  • H A R

    i bet fallon wrote this. cuz it is retarded

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  • Andrew Carroll

    I would buy it

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  • Junior senior

    It fits because Fallon looks like a turtle

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  • Kim Lance

    Very super funny ๐Ÿ˜†!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Whyinem

    I would buy it

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  • Alozie Azuogu

    So sexist! Only men can turt!

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  • Chhutki TheCaT

    you must introduce a turtle bottom wear for men , who feel embarrased at the sudden rise of their third leg.

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  • Nan Lin

    By PC Tuggers.

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  • Ferenc Tรณth

    Don't buy it. This is just a scam. You also have to be a Turtle for this to work. Only works for Mitch McConnell.

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  • YT COMMENT

    I would need this shirt so often in my life

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  • Jomo Cheatham

    If this appeared in a SNL skit on a Saturday; it should have hit store shelves no later than Tuesday the following week. Just (saying) posting.

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  • War Horus

    Wtf lol

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  • Natsuki is Best girl

    I need a turtle shirt

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  • DARTH-VADER-9000

    Not gonna lie, I would buy this

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  • I drink bong water

    thanks I hate it

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  • Lisa

    Iโ€™m laughing but can somebody PLEASE make this hahahahaha just kidding…. not really

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  • Aaron Cathcart

    They went all Mitch McConnell

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  • Drewskickinit

    If you laughed at this you might be retarded

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  • gsxr440

    Should call it the liberal shirt

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  • Nathan Yang

    hey remember that one cyanide and happiness with ted bear

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  • Phil Jon

    Apparently only the guys deserve a Turtle Shirt.

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  • Dagi Omega

    I love how Beck says, "Yea right doubt it!" lol that part kills me

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  • halleluia2025

    Capped? The primate term? So they use English words?

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  • Sameer Kumar

    What the fuck was this?

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  • EmrahAlien

    the moment i heard the girl I legit started having real flash backs to commercials.

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  • Banana BTW

    I WISH THIS WAS REAL
    AAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Abby from wii sports

    This shirt goes โ€œiaght imma head outโ€

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  • Arnaud K.

    Portable safe space for your cringe fest

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  • Zelda Williams

    Please, in the name of all that is Holy get these ads right!
    I mean all this stopping, and starting, it's so damn, annoying! Hello, makes people/fans/ subbies…Not wanna watch, SNL videos?!๐Ÿ‘€

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  • Name Less

    Yo, what the fuck??????

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  • W P

    I will never need this shirt…because I dont give a shit what anyone thinks.

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  • Jeffrey Gillespie

    Mitch McConnell would look amazing in these.

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  • 1000 -7

    We NEED these shirts.

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  • Will Hoss

    I need this shirt

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  • Shahiin Allah

    ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ

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  • Luke Reddyhough

    the first turtle shirt ever bought was wormtail

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  • Omar Taveras

    Who really sat and thought this was a funny sketch?

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  • Fraser Macdonald

    "it capped me. that's the primate term for it." so damn good!

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  • the magic Llama 2

    Ron stamplers shirt

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  • julie heilmann

    Was I the only one who read it โ€œturtle shitโ€๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • lilmil

    Who else didnโ€™t find this funny at all

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  • Erik Lerstrรถm

    I just love how f—ing stupid it is, like what are you supposed to do after going into the shirt? and they just hammer that home with how weirdly smug they look while doing it

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  • tarimaa1

    WTF…This is suppose to be funny?

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