When Mr. T Won’t Leave You Alone – Key & Peele


(laughter) (upbeat dance music) – Nobody likes you, you girl. – Well, you’re a different
color than me, and that’s bad. – Oh, yeah? Well, you dress like a– – Now, hold on a second. – [Kids] Whoa, Mr. T! – Never make fun of
the way a man dresses. The way a man dresses
is his business. Remember that,
whether it’s overalls, chains, or feather earrings, however they dress, it’s
not to be joked about. I pity the fool that judges
another man’s clothing. – I’m sorry I judged
your clothing. – It’s okay. (upbeat rock music) – Hey Scout, there’s
a man over there who said he’ll give us
candy if we get in his van. – Oh, I don’t know if
that’s a good idea, Timmy. – (sighs) What
are you afraid of? Is it because you have a
stupid name, like Scout? – Hey! – [Kids] Whoa, Mr. T again! – Never make fun
of a person’s name. Your mama gave you that name, or you made it up for
business purposes. Either way, it’s personal. I pity the fool that make
fun of another man’s name. Mr. T’s a cool name. It’s a cool name, Mr. T. (upbeat rock music) – Hey Scout, wanna
do some drugs? – Aren’t drugs bad? – I don’t know. If you’re afraid of drugs, we could drink a
bunch of alcohol. – Yum, that sounds good. – Well, guess what? Your hair is stupid. – Never make fun–
– Oh! – Of another person’s hair. – [Kids] Hey, Mr. T. – A person’s hair is the artwork that they present
to the heavens. It’s just like I’ve been saying. (upbeat dance music) ♪ Hair ♪ ♪ It isn’t fair ♪ ♪ Beware ♪ ♪ People care about their hair ♪ ♪ H is for the home
where I lay my head ♪ ♪ And I cry about your
mean jokes in my bed ♪ ♪ A is for anxiety
that fools provoke ♪ ♪ When they looking at my hair ♪ ♪ And they making jokes ♪ ♪ I is for I don’t
like the way I feel ♪ ♪ When you’re joking that
my haircut does not appeal ♪ ♪ R is for the real
mean jokes you make ♪ ♪ And the hurtful little
pot shots that you take ♪ And for your information,
it’s not even a haircut. It’s a rare form of
male pattern baldness. You fools. (crying) For real. (upbeat rock music) – I do what I.

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