When Winter Is Here | The Timeliners


Bhai Tera office 9:30 bje ka hai Late mat kar Saale yehi line bol kar pichle 3 din se tu mujhse paani garam karwa rha hai! Tu ja! Tu ja! Tu ja! Tu ja! Tu ja! Acha theek hai Coin toss kar lete hain Bata heads ya tails? Heads Kya aya? Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Tu dekh! Bhai log! Ye dekh cigarette pee rha hun Kap kapate daant thithurte shareer haatho mein goosebumps liye, Bathroom ke corner mein chupte huye khiladi nahane k liye tayiyar. Haath mein laal magga le kar balti ki oor badhte huye sushant. Ye dala ek magga garam pani, ek magga thanda pani Garam paani,thanda paani Paani,Paani,Paani,Paani,Paani Paani da rang vekh ke… mitraan de tatte sooj gaye Aur isi ke saath Shehan sheelta ke mutabik khiladi ne banaya ek behatreen GHOL. Aur ye paani ke saath ke kabaddi khelte huye sushant 1..2..3 jai mata di Let’s rock 1..2..3 jai mata di Let’s rock. Mujhse tere ghar mein roti chahiye Aur ye shampoo lagate hue Sorry aj mangalvaar hai Fefdo mein Delhi ka Fake oxygen bharte hue sushant Tu dekh! Aur ye gooliyon ke sath hua race ka aaghaaz 23 kilometer prati ghante ki raftaar se Ye maara kitchen se left Andhe bail ki tarah Khud ko kiya chotil Choti bahurani ki tarah Daab paun sidhiyaan chadte hue sushant Aur ye Pussy attitude ke sath Kambal mein lapete hue Sushant!! Daadu? Daadu?? Daadu??? Daadu???? Daadu!!! Sorry Sorry Kya matlab Banglore mein shaadi hai toh Western ghat mein Phenk de kya rajai? Acha saadu sahab ye bataiye? Jai mala mein hai rajai ki vyavastha? Vidayi mein hai rajai ki vyavastha? Haan ye IRCTC pe extra berth book kara liye hain rajai ke liye. Haan Male ya female puch rha hai Kya daalein? Haan Ticket ho gayi humari Haan aa rhe hain Kya? Bitiya bhaag gayi? arey kohora hai Jaada door nahi bhagegi Dekh garam hua kya? Abey, hua garam? Abhi nahi Abey hua kya? Abhi nahi Bhai garam hua? Ek dum mast garam hua hai.

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